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Lee: Hello?

Dad: Lee, is that you? Hello? Hello? Are you there?

Lee: Hi Dad. How are you?

Mom: We're on the speakerphone. We put you on the speak--

Lee: Oh, that's great.

[The Naked Tease]

[Phone Rings]

Lee: Hello?

Mom: Hi there. How are you?

Lee: I'm-- I'm fine, Mom.

Dad: Well, this is long distance and we don't want to keep you. We know your busy, so--

Lee: Wait, wait, wait. I got some news.

Dad: What's wrong?

Mom: Your father wants to know what's wrong.

Lee: I got the lead in a big commercial. A Super Bowl commercial.

Mom: Woo! Isn't that wonderful? He's doing an ad for a Super Bowl!

Lee: Yeah, but-- There's just one little thing.

Dad: What's wrong?

Lee: Okay. Well, in the commercial, I have to be naked.

Mom: What kind of naked?

Lee: I'll be naked naked, mom. You know, like in a natural way.

Dad: Natural? What, under the covers?

Lee: No. Actually, I'm dancing.

[Storyboard: Lizards dance naked--Crowd goes wild.]

Mom: Oh my God. I'm going to be sick.

Dad: What the hell are you talking about, dancing naked on television?

Lee: Yeah, and the dancing is with a supermodel.

Dad: Stop! Your mother's throwing up with her head in the oven.

Lee: Well, Dad, it's not just me. I mean, there's going to be about thirty of us guys. And, we're all naked.

Mom: Who wants to see you naked, anyway?

Lee: I know what I'm doing.

Dad: Yeah, sure you do. Listen, we'll come see you on Saturday, just please don't take your clothes off until your mother and I are there.